Mickey Mouse in Handcuffs

 

Goofy must be so sad

 

 

I’m not sure when this happened, I found it on a foreign news site; Some Disney hotel employees staged a protest when they were presented with their new contracts. Apparently, they sucked and the employees weren’t feeling very, well, “Disney-ish”. Cinderella, Snow White, Tink, and Mickey ended up in cuffs, which begs the question: What will Minnie think? And why wasn’t Annie Leibovitz there to photograph this? Oh right, not the right image for Disney.

I do find the sight of a grown man in a Mickey suit slightly disturbing.

If Batman Had a Cat

 

Stay away from me

 

 

Ted and Valerie Rock adopted their cat Yoda when they found him in a bar. The owner had him caged for the customer’s amusement. I’m not sure Yoda will be pleased with all this attention, but he sure looks a lot cooler than our cats.

Stupid Obama Threats

 

Yeah, I don't think so

 

 

I know there are plenty of Americans who like to trash talk Obama, but some brainiacs take it too far.  Take Raymond Hunter Geisel, for example. The Marathon, Fla. Man was attending a training session for bail bondsmen when he started spouting off about wanting to “kill, kidnap and cause bodily harm upon Senator Barack Obama.” This begs the question, why would you kill, and then kidnap someone? That doesn’t make any sense.

Of course he later found himself face to face with the Secret Service, at which point he deemed it a good idea to tell them “If I wanted to kill Obama I would just shoot him with a sniper rifle.” Then he told the agents it was a joke. The question is, is he really stupid, or is he actually dangerous? You never know with these types.

Brilliant idea! Let’s joke with the Secret Service about killing a Presidential nominee, that always goes over soooo well.