With the FLDS legal circus under way, I have to ask: what is with that hair?
If I were the judge, I would be so distracted by those fluffy piles; I wouldn’t be able to make up my mind. How do they get it to stay up that high? Are they trying to draw attention away from their muumuus? I wonder if anybody else has noticed the Pope is sort of wearing the same thing, except more expensive, and he has a matching hat.
Robot-woman, who has apparently been appointed “spokesperson”, told journalists they make all their own clothes. Honey, that statement is usually reserved for people who actually wear clothes. These things aren’t clothes; they’re two sheets stuck together with a collar and a few buttons.
It is pretty obvious that these women are brainwashed, so maybe I shouldn’t be so harsh. They’re just following orders.
I’d say give them all a DVD player and the complete set of Sex and the City; they’ll snap out of it in no time.
