Britney Goes Deep

If, a thousand years from now, the historians discover an unusually high suicide rate among 21^st century Americans, it is probably because of these types of headlines:

• Should Brad and Angelina sell pictures of their babies for $20 million?
• Doctor: Jolie ‘laughed’ during labor
• Jon Voight as “Excited as Everybody Else” about Jolie-Pitt twins
• Angelina’s Doctor calls Brad “My Assistant”; Mayor “Thrilled” by Twins’ Nice connection
• Is Knox Gold? Vivienne the next Isabella?
• Angie Delivers! Two More Jolie-Pitts are born!
• Why Brangelina named Twins Knox and Vivienne

 

Okay; enough! They had babies! WE KNOW!!!!!

And, before you think I’m singling out the Golden Couple for today’s rant, here’s another depressing snippet:

 

It’s Britney, bitch—and only E! News has the exclusive pictures of the pop star while filming a top-secret music video for pal Madonna’s upcoming Sticky & Sweet tour.

The never-before-seen photos were taken at the Lot in West Hollywood, as seven cameras rolled simultaneously to capture the magic for a “short movie” that a source tells us will “be very deep.” (Source: E!Online)

 

 Shut Up! I’m, like, totally deep.