Deven Trabosh, who lives in South Florida, has been single for 8 years. For the past year, she has unsuccessfully tried to sell her house; what better solution, she thought, than to combine the two? For a mere $500,000, one can purchase both her house and her. “I’m just looking for true love,” she claims. Trabosh also added that she hopes the final bid comes from a European. “I’d like to move overseas”, she said.
Well, yes, when you do something this stupid, yeah, you’ll want to move far, far away. However, why would a European man buy a house in South Florida with a crazy woman inside, and then take that crazy woman back to Poland, or wherever he’s from? (Sorry, Deven, not all European men are handsome and from romantic places like Paris and Rome)
The ad has appeared on both Craigslist, and EBay. The latter, notoriously sour when it comes to such things, pulled it immediately. Trabosh plans to re-list with different wording, but she probably won’t get very far; EBay after all doesn’t allow sales of body parts, human trafficking; they’re also sensitive about really stupid people, although they don’t mind it if you spell things wrong.
Trabosh’s 21-year-old daughter says her mom’s just trying to find love, but the younger one (14) is appropriately embarrassed.
About the Italian lover she is currently corresponding with: will he turn out to be a) a pimp, or b) a pimply faced 12-year-old school boy from Fargo, North Dakota, or c) her neighbor at the trailer park across the street? We’ll have to wait and see. The possibilities are endless.

9 responses so far ↓
DEVEN // July 11, 2008 at 10:41 pm
SHAME ON YOU!!
The Ad was merely a Marketing tool to either sell my home or perhaps meet someone special or BOTH. There are personal ads out there all the time. The ad reads Florida Home- Princess Bride included Which is suppose to mean , I would like to get Married. When you get Married everything is combined including your home. I only owe $70,000 on my home so it is Not about the Money. The story is about meeting the Right person & living Happily Ever After. The money is not the Issue for me. I have been trying to clear it all up. All the people that really know me & know that I am good person understands the truth.I am not sure you heard of my story in the News? It was mis-represented by some of the media. I placed the Ad as a gutsy marketing tool & its crazy the way the media portrayed it. I think you know that is how the media make Money to make a News story sound questionable.I have had mainly positive responses because I am only reading legitimate articles. I signed to do Dr Phil But Lifetime & another TV production studio is talking about doing a reality show about this. I get paid to do that project. I am soooooo EXCITED. I am tryingt to do as many radio & TV interviews as I can to promote myself if I get the reality shows. I did a live Fox world interview you can it on Fox Americas newsroom I did the Australia Live Morning show Thursday & German Live Morning show on Monday, I have also done a shoot for Inside Edition. The Inside Edition airing should be on July 14-15 . I think I did the right thing & they are portraying this as a good story in finding my Prince Charming & its FUN!!!!
I hope you wish me well with this some good things are happening for me finally. I am a good person & I think I deserve it. Deven
DEVEN // July 11, 2008 at 10:43 pm
If you don’t know the facts please refrain from blogging about it!!!!!!!!!!!
DEVEN // July 11, 2008 at 10:44 pm
IF YOU DON’T KNOW THE FACTS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM BLOGGING ABOUT ME!!!!!
DEVEN // July 11, 2008 at 10:47 pm
I am proud to say that I have proven I can be strong and independent and make it on my own, since my divorce. I had my 4 bedroom /loft home built for myself and my daughters. I have been alone and struggling for 8 years. I made through hurricanes , with getting on a ladder & putting up my panel hurricane shutters, cutting the grass, fixing toliets, doing as many minor home repairs on my own. The economy in the USA is on the decline and continuing to decline. The price of food, gas and many other things are more going up & the job market is also getting worse. and my business which is real estate has also been declining and getting worse. My daughters are older now 21 & 14 & have their own lives & friends & I find myself all alone much of the time. I do not want to be alone anymore. I want to share my life and share my home with someone special. I needed to do something about it and I decided to put myself & my home out there with the EBay and Craigslist Ad, in attempts of finding that special someone (Prince Charming) . This ad would bring exposure to both me & my home . I thought with this AD, I could do one of two things meet someone & share the home & the rest of my life with, or I could perhaps sell my home separately. If I do not find someone special that is compatible, that I feel I have chemistry, respect & love with I do not want to keep the home. I am very selective about who I will be with and have in my home. I am open & I have a background check for my potential mate to view. I have clean drug tests & other tests to prove I am safe & clean. I would expect the same of my potential mate. I would also like to get to know the family & friends of my potential mate & have him meet mine.
justin // July 14, 2008 at 7:43 pm
cute. but i think just too cute.
we all know why you are still alone.
despite the “touched” photos of questionable
age - you are sad sad person - just another
“american” judas who’se found a way to get the
30 pieces of silver.
enjoy your 15seconds - you’re gonna need it
cos you are likely to be “lonely” for a long long
time.
and on finding “love” you are either very nieve
or incredibly stupid.
if you want to find love - start helping out others and go to places where others help others - your
version of “love” sounds more like “self love” -
of which you seem to have a lot.
DEVEN // July 15, 2008 at 8:18 am
Judging people you don’t know is WRONG!!!!!!! I was married for a long time & I wanted to Prove my independence & I am Proud that I have successed. I had younger children to think about & did not want anyone to come into my life & make them feel I was abandoning them as their Father has done!!! Shame on you to insult a Genuine, Real Woman. It is my turn to meet someone now that my daughters are older. I am a good person & deserve it. My pictures have not been ALTERED or touched up. Don’t be jealous because I take care of myself, and have been fortunate that GOD has given me health & a Great Family. I have never smoked, nor have I ever been drunk, or taken drugs. Anyone the truly knows me, knows this and they Believe in me & wish me Happiness. : ) I am Happy in my life & have been fortunate enough to have traveled all over the world & cherish every moment I wake up in the morning. Be Happy No Negative!!
Annette // July 15, 2008 at 9:55 am
Deven dear, simmer down. You made your bed, you sleep in it. Now you just need to change the sheets every once in a while…that means, find your sense of humor (I’m sure you have one) and stop googling yourself and leaving pissy messages; instead, milk it for all it’s worth.
In for a penny, in for a pound! If by now nobody has offered you your own personal reality TV show (God knows all the other ones are boring us to tears) then you should invent your own. I can see it now: weekly episodes on YouTube with updates. Especially if you have any bad dates, you can describe them afterwards and you’ll get tons of hits.
Go for it. We’ll be watching.
Annette // July 15, 2008 at 10:18 am
By the way, Justin, what is an “American Judas”?
Just curious.
Mikie KrISIS // August 3, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Deven I think what you are doing is a great thing. This society has created so many barriers for human interaction that it is extremely hard to find anyone of value. Find love or companionship where you can. I hope you serch goes well, but a most people say if you look for it, it will never come. I don’t think that last phrase it true. Good Luck.
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