Party Like a Democrat

They do make an adorable couple together; loving, happy, but with a fierce undertone that says: “don’t mess with us, McCain, ‘cause we’ll take a break from kissing to ram a mailbox up your ass.”  They could become one of those great couples that go down in history. Marc Anthony and Cleopatra. Joseph and Mary. Napoleon and Josephine. Bill O’Reilly and Omarosa.

Okay, that last one’s a rumor, but still.
They look great, they work well together; their past spats just underscoring their secret like for each other the way people in romance novels always seem to be fighting over everything until they come together in a whirlwind of passion on the final page. They could end up with a one-word-nickname, Obillary, Hilbama, splashed over the front page of every gossip magazine in town.