Naked Maids

 

His name is Semaj Booker, he is ten years old, and his hobby is getting free plane rides. Oh, and lying to airport security, and running away from home, and stealing cars, and… I guess some kids are more serious about running away than others. He was caught May 27th, at the Seattle Tacoma International Airport, while trying to board a flight by claiming he was with another passenger. A passenger who knew nothing about the boy, as it turned out; how Semaj made it through the security checkpoints, nobody seems to know. It’s not his first time; apparently, last year, he made it from Washington to San Antonio, via Phoenix. That’s right; he snuck on to two planes without ID, luggage, or a boarding pass. So, ehm, how’s that security at the airports these days? Is this what we get for frantically trying to squeeze all necessities in 3 0z. bottles, leaving our water at home, and taking off our shoes? Glad we got that settled, then.

On a different note, isn’t it great when the wife leaves for a few days? You can have all sorts of fun; for instance, you can surf porn online all you want, or…you know what would be even better? Get online and hire a “maid” to come clean your house! A real live one, that takes off her clothes and vacuums in the buff for $100 an hour. Yeah, that sounds like a great idea; except, if you leave her alone for a few minutes (for instance, to go into the bathroom and take that Viagra) you might regret it later. Especially when your wife comes home and finds $40,000 in jewelry missing. The story happened in Tampa, Florida; police are supposedly investigating. If they’re not too busy laughing their asses off, that is.