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Fun with Politics (133)

May 13, 2008 · 1 Comment

How to make a decision once and for all:

  • Has anybody ever doubted the fairness of playing “eenie-meenie-minie-mo”? (how the hell do you spell that, anyway?)
  • A Zoolander-style Walk-off, televised in real time
  • Mud wrestling. Seriously; Let’s see how that pant suit holds up.
  • Political Jeopardy; the public can design the questions
  • Tequila
  • Monopoly Marathon
  • Three-way staring contest
  • Very High Stake Poker  
  • Pin the tail on the donkey; use Cheney for the donkey.  Rename it “shoot the donkey”.
  • Go Fear Factor; have Andrew Zimmern pick the menu. Don’t tell them the rules. Whoever is stupid enough to eat that rare Thai regurgitated Scorpion dish does not get the Presidency.
  • Take a key to the White House, encase it in cement and drop to on the bottom of Lake Pontchartrain. Finder’s keepers.

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