Yes, Dubyah, it is a recession. I know it’s hard for you to understand, because you’re still able to put a nice big T-bone on that BBQ, but for most of us, the pickings are slim. Now that we’re all getting a little desperate, some people are, of course, overdoing it. 21-year-old Charles Fuller from Fort Worth stole a check from his girlfriend’s mother, filled it out himself, and tried to cash it.
Maybe he would have gotten away with it, except for the fact that he wrote it for $360 billion. Crime doesn’t pay; it just highlights how stupid you are.
Speaking of, a Japanese man, who was employed by the city of Kinokawa, logged on to porn sites 780,000 times in eight months. Strangely enough, he wasn’t fired: he was demoted and received a pay cut.
And the romantic wedding stories just keep coming: a New York couple was arrested after a disagreement with the band; they trashed their congas, and the bride destroyed a speaker. The police used stun guns on both the bride and groom. I have to ask, is trouble with the law the bridal accessory du jour?
Dress, check; tiara, check; arrest warrant, check.
