Fun With Play-Dough

With the exception of Edwards, I can barely remember who ran alongside Hillary and Obama. That’s because those Democrats that dropped out of the race early made a quiet and well-mannered exit. They don’t continue to pop up all over the place like celebrity has-beens on a reality show no one wants to watch.

What is it with Huckabee and Romney that they just won’t go home? Give it up already; no one cares what you have to say, that’s why you had to drop out in the first place!

It’s not just that they won’t leave; it’s the additional stupidity of the comments. As if Romney wants to make sure we won’t regret not supporting him, he now calls Obama ‘elitist’.  Romney, we already knew you were an idiot; it’s not as if we need a reminder.

But then, maybe you do; which, I have to say, is a bit annoying.

A much funnier bit of news is the replacement of the Fraudulent Mediums Act of 1951; this, so the spiritual healers, fortune-tellers and other wankers claim, will mean they have to now prove that they are genuine, which “no other religion has to do”. They might also have to give clients a disclaimer about their services. For instance, if they claim to communicate with your dead uncle Bernie, they will have to warn you that it might not actually be your uncle Bernie.

Hold the Crystal ball, people. Since when are spiritual healers part of a religion? It seems that some tighter laws regulating these idiots is the best thing ever; besides, if they are real healers and fortune tellers, they’ve got nothing to worry about. But of course, they’re not.

Or did they think Harry Potter was real?