Fun with Politics (88)

Do we dare listen to the debate tonight? I am wondering if Hillary will have anything new to share, or if it will be more of the same. I think we’ve just about had it with Rev. Wright and the accusation of elitism. We want something new, so here are some pointers for this evening’s Democratic debate that will allow the candidates to talk about stuff that actually matters:

 

 

1. Gun control, baby!  Today is the anniversary of the Virginia Tech bloodbath; it’s the perfect time to address this issue once and for all. It is still too easy for anybody to get their hands on a gun; no one needs an AK 47 in their linen closet. No one. No disrespect, but the NRA lost its leader; right now they are at their weakest. Strike while the iron is hot.
2. The environment continues to be a hot button; it’s never enough. Bush just gave a rambling speech today; advisors for both campaigns should have plenty of time to rip it apart before tonight’s event. Explain why he is useless, and how the Dems can do a better job. Honestly, you’ve got Gore in your party; this is a no-brainer.
3. A long and detailed discussion of how education will be improved under Democratic rule. Use big words, so Conservative talk show hosts can’t respond right away.
4. Speaking of conservative talk shows; can they be outlawed? We all know Free Speech doesn’t really exist.  Ask Reverend Wright.
5. Bring back jobs by super-taxing Wal-Mart for buying crap from China. And for not paying their employees enough. And for constructing these ugly buildings all over the place. And for being Wal-Mart.

 

 

Just some ideas; I’ll have more later but I’m running out of time. Get to work! And Hill, I still like you, but if you say the word “bitter” even once tonight, I’m giving up for good.