Fun With Play-Dough

Oh Huckabee, why won’t you go away? It was fun for a while, but then it ended, and we’ve all moved on. Why can’t you? Signing on with a Hollywood talent agency, a new website, a new political action committee; what are you planning? I can’t figure out the pattern, but soon, I will. Whatever it is you’re conniving to do; if you’re still thinking about the Vice presidency, stop it now.

Other things I am tired off:

• Lou Dobbs
• Cats who don’t bury their turds (that means you, Lola!)
• Telemarketers
• That commercial with the guy in the crappy car who should have checked his credit
• Voter blocks; on Monday, it’s the white working class males that will ‘swing the vote’, on Tuesday it’s the ‘single women.’ Soon, it will be the Southern fry cooks, but only if they own a puppy and drive a Toyota.
• Yoghurt that supposedly helps your digestive system
• Weather men that say “precip” because they can’t be bothered to pronounce the whole word
• Billy Mays yelling about Oxy clean and light switches
• American Idol