Fun With Play-Dough

On Yahoo today:

“SHANGHAI (Reuters) - The general manager of a Shanghai chemical company was jailed for two years on Thursday for selling fake tablets of the male impotence drug Viagra on the Internet, the official Xinhua news agency reported. Yu Bohuai made a profit of over 60,000 yuan ($8,585) in 2006 and 2007 by selling 14,030 fake tablets to clients abroad and in Shanghai.”

How mean is that? It’s much more than stealing; it’s disappointing discouraged couples, who are sticking out their necks to put some joy back into their lives, all to make a quick buck.  Let’s face it, for many young guys, the biggest problem with sex is finding a woman who actually agrees to that. Then, you find yourself married and older, and you think those worries are over; suddenly, you need a pill to get it up. Life can be cruel.

It can’t be easy, admitting that you need Viagra. Imagine finally getting your hands on some, only to find out they don’t even work. If only you had gone to the doctor and paid full price, you tell yourself; but that’s hindsight. The moment is here, and it is ruined.

Oh well, at least these customers don’t need to worry about those four-hour-erections the commercials always warn about.