Fun With Play-Dough

Today we were treated to television images of both Cheney and McCain in Baghdad.

What a happy occasion! Two old white guys, oozing leadership and confidence. I’m sure they’ve got everything under control. Really; things are great. It should be, for 12 billion dollars a month.

The whole concept of “war going well” baffles me. Isn’t the fact that we’re at war at all evidence that things are not exactly “well”?

Now, tell me again; why is our economy doing so poorly?

Speaking of money; Heather Mills finally got hers. The total award didn’t include a popularity boost, from the looks of it. Here’s a novel idea: getting close to 25 million pounds in a divorce settlement does not automatically make you a bad person.  Besides, Sir Ex has plenty, and he was never my favorite Beatle anyway.  And somehow I have the feeling Mills isn’t exactly going to spend all that money on new shoes; much of it will end up in the coffers of various charities.  They must be licking their chops.

And why shouldn’t she get that much money? What, he’s going to spend it all on himself? He couldn’t if he tried; so stop whining and looking so cranky, Paul. You got off easy; be happy she’s not appealing.

Kudos to Heather for representing herself.  I know it’s not popular to like her, but I can’t help it. I think she kicks ass.