Fun with Politics (41)

Madams and Hookers and Pimps, oh my.

 

It seems Mr. Spitzer has handed the media a fantastic excuse for bringing the business of sex front and center. Finally, the American public has an almost Hollywood like backdrop for smut-talk. It is just like the movies, isn’t it? Pretty girls, down on their luck, the Johns that sleep with them, huge amounts of money changing hands; oh, the scandal, the horror! Except this time it’s not HBO, it’s real life, or a facsimile thereof.

 

Bring on Dr. Laura, our favorite homo-hating drama queen, spilling her condescending guts all over the television screen; Pah-Leeze. Of course she has all the answers; hearing her talk, for the first time in days I find some sympathy for Spitzer. However bad the choices he’s made, he doesn’t deserve this.  Could someone please dig in her past for a bit and find something that will shut her up for good?

 

What expert guests will be on tomorrow night to put in their two cents’ worth? I vote for Tony Soprano, and bring on Hugh Grant and a couple of strung-out crack addicts while you’re at it.  I bet they will be more informative and easier to watch than Dr. Laura.

 

Maybe the anchors can dress for the occasion; after all, it’s almost Purim. That means it’s high time for an entertaining Farce.

Look it up.