Fun With Play-Dough

Fun with Politics (29)

I want to see McCain piss of more journalists. If he really has that temper that we’ve heard so much about, let’s bring it out. I urge all journalists to compile a list of questions that are sure to get him hot under the Republican collar. I want yelling and screaming; I want to see journalist getting thrown off the McCain-Plane, I want to see foaming at the mouth and hear bad, very bad, language. CNN doesn’t get to beep things out often enough; let’s spice things up a little!

Ron Paul has acknowledged that he may not be headed to the White House. I think he’s giving up to easily; he’s got plenty of chances left to make it there. Buck up, little camper, I’m sure they always need window washers, and have you seen how much lawn there is around the Presidential palace? That grass needs to be cared for, and I can’t think of a better, more stand-up guy, to drive that lawn mower.

Oh, and Ms. Samantha Power, it’s Mrs. Monster, to you.  Enjoy your vacation. Don’t worry, all you need to do is lay low for a while, and then you can apply for the “Surreal Life”. I hear it’s a blast.

Meantime, I’m worried about Huckabee going so out of his way to insist that he is “not sitting by the phone”. If you’re not sitting by the phone, why are you sitting in the studio explaining why? This smells.