Fun with Politics (28)

More and more potential candidates for the Republican V.P. are being brought into the discussion. Governors everywhere are craning their necks, trying to catch McCain’s attention. (Pick me! Pick me!) I would like to add a few suggestions of my own. These are names of people that might help raise his profile, are certain to increase his popularity, and will help him appeal to those voters that are still on the fence. They would also help him get more press. I don’t know why no one’s thought of nominating these.

 

• Rosie O’Donnell
• Paris Hilton
• Flea or Anthony Kiedis. Either would be great.
• Fozzie Bear
• John Wayne Bobbitt
• That She-Bang guy from American Idol
• Dr. Phil
• Crocodile Dundee
• Chris Tucker (he’s really good for sound bites)
• The Lead singer of Echo and the Bunnymen
• The Pillsbury Doughboy
• Webster
• Kinky Friedman
• Colonel Sanders
• Any of the Teletubbies, but not the purple one because of past scandal.
• The Olson twins (it would have to be both)
• All three Girls Next Door
• Steven Seagal
• Dora the Explorer
• Omarosa
• Mr. Clean
• Donald Trump (finally, that you’re fired! line can be put to good use)
• My Cat

 

I can’t wait to see who’s going to make it to the finish line!